Hazer Beatdown
a horrifying act of physical violence brought on by provoking any or all of the “hazers”, a gang of three professional hitman brothers hailing from northwest ohio. these beatdowns are usually done to inspire fear and set an example to those who would incite their fury. often ending in manslaughter, beatdowns are characterized by the use of guns, knives, bludgeons, maces, bags of pennies, bare fists, frozen oranges, used syringes, and wild animals.
steve: hey, have you seen shane lately?
ross: yeah he’s been in a coma for the last 2 weeks. he p-ssed off jake and got a hazer beatdown.
steve: oh g-d, i hope someone tells his family.
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