hazlenut spread
noun: the name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female -n-s from behind.
hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn’t washed properly)
nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scr-t-m
spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the ‘spread’ (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
tom: “she was begging for it, so i just spread her right there on the table man…it was a beautiful sight. a hazlenut spread.”
d-ck: “if only it tasted as sweet.”
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