hazlenut


when you c-m in a girls mouth and she swallows it all instantly, thereby “sucking it dry.” derived from the word hazle defined as “to make dry” and nut meaning the act of -j-c-l-t–n.
mark: hey you remember mary from high school
jeff: you mean mary lane?
mark: yeah
jeff: oh yeah, i’ll never forget her man, that was my first hazlenut!!!

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