HD mess
“high definition mess”
1. literally: when formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.
2. or in any situation: a giant mess in which f-cked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.
miranda- “brad pitt is still so hot.”
amy- “have you seen him in moneyball? he’s a hd mess.”
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