He breaks your heart I break his legs
a phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he’s there for her. example: he will beat the living sh-t out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says “jesus f-cking mary doggystyle christ what happened?” most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.
sally: i might go out with johnny.
mike: he breaks your heart i break his legs.
mike: i’ll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she’ll say “jesus f-cking mary doggystyle christ.”
sally: wow you really mean that mike?
mike: yup.
sally: i might think twice about going out with that -sshole johnny now..
mike’s thought: oriighht
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