he fell
what people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. after he got the living cr-p beat out of him.
police officer: why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?
citizen: i guess he fell, officer. in fact, he fell several times.
police officer: oh okay.
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