He-Man Bitchslap
the mother of all b-tchslaps. capable of breaking teeth/bones and making a wigger white again.
father: boy, i swear if you don’t start talkin right imma he-man b-tchslap you into next week.
the mother of all b-tch slaps. you have to twist to get enough power.
u mother f-cker ill heman b-tch slap you”ow” my girl gave me a heman b-tch slap because i f-ck her best mate, it through me across the room.
power b-tchslap to the face. must have a big windup and delivered with such force the intended targets head is snapped sideways. usually handed out by a very p-ssed off person or big muscley beefcake. sound of the slap can be heard down the street. hard enough to pop eyeb-lls from the sockets and loosen teeth.
that was no ordinary b-tchslap. that was a he-man b-tchslap.
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