He went to Jared


an annoying phrase that will not catch on, so shut up.
on a poorly written commercial with bad actors…

girlfran #1: omg gurrrl he went to jared!
girlfran #2: what?
girlfran #1: gurrrl! he went to jared! he bought me diamonds!
girlfran #2: is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? if it is then it’s r-t-rded and isn’t going to catch on. in fact i doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. so shut up.
girlfran #1: …

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