head to the motherfucking desk
1. what you use to respond to an idiotic question when “-head to desk-” or “-facepalm-” just isn’t strong enough.
2. what you say when you’ve done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. what you do whenever sarah palin appears on the telly.
mouthbreather martin: “can vegetarians eat animal crackers?”
awesome amanda: “-head to the motherf-cking desk!-”
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