headdesk

when your head connects with your desk. often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.
person 1: does anyone know the webmaster’s email address?
person 2: wutz a wbemastr???
person 1: ….the person who designed this website…
person 2: o.
person 2: wutz a email adress??
person 1: ……….
person 1: -headdesk-
1. unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.

2. an expression used in im to express ones frustration.
1. dammit! i hate you vista! why doesn’t this work! -headdesk-

2. ‘i tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down -headdesk-‘
1) the act of head b-tting a desk/keyboard in frustration when something on the computer freezes/takes forever to load up/generally b-gg-rs up.

2) also done in response to a person making a stupid comment.

3) can be done when a person sneezes and throws their heads forward onto the desk… it has been done before -whistles innocently-

also realted to facepalm
1) person a: i think i will go play tetris!”
-begins to play game-
-person a is 1 point away from beating their high score-
-computer crashes-
person a: “what!? no! you can’t do this to me! why!?” -headdesk-

2) person b: “oh my g-d. it’s stopped raining!”
person c: -headdesk- “it stopped raining 30 minutes ago you idiot!”

3) person c: “i think i’m going to sneeze”
-person c sneezes and throws head forward-
-head connects with desk-
the action of slamming your head against a desk, wall, or other hard object because of complete misfortune. related to facepalm.
the last day before spring break, when our teacher said we would have the next five days to complete our -ssignment i headdesked at the complete stupidity of our teacher.
the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.
i just head desked myself because i am so bored.

she frustrated me so i did a head desk.
similar to a facepalm, except much more severe. refers to the action of banging your head against a desk or table.
girl 1: so i accidentally fell out of a window today…
girl 2: g-d you are such a blond. -headdesk-
when a person becomes so overcome with fangirl delight that they can no longer support the weight of their own head, and it hits a desk or desk-like object.
mr. x: “did you see the new twilight movie?”

mrs. y: “yeah, i headdesked when the guy took his shirt off.”