headless dick


a hot dog, sausage, weiner, or other cylindrically-shaped meat based food product. so named for its resemblance in size and shape to the male p-n-s, minus the mushroom “head” or glans-like bulbous anatomical feature at one end. also can be abbreviated to “h.d.” or “hd’s” (plural) for added trendiness & urban hotness, or when uttered in public places or among mixed company.
“are you hungry? ’cause i’m gonna fry up some headless d-cks here for us.” or, “chet’s gonna make his famous headless d-ck fric-ssee for dinner tonight!” and “can we go to albertson’s? i need to get some milk, b-tter, and hds!”

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