headless horseman


an excruciatingly pleasureful yet taxing h-m-s-xual act in which both partic-p-nts are simultaneously gagged and resemble the headless horseman mounted on his bucking bronco
neil: great headless horseman last night. you make one h-ll of a stallion.

bob: make me your pony sl-t.
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an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.
i coudln’t believe it when that jewish guy whipped out his headless horseman, i thought those guys had some kind of foreskin tr-mm-ng part or something.
when the driver, preferably girl, gives a bl-wj-b to the p-ssenger. often confused with road dome. except this gives off the appearance no one driving the car, like the headless horseman.
heard he got road dome!!-jeff
nah b-tch he got dat headless horseman sh-t, she was driving!!!-grizzy
a guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won’t give him head.
friend 1: dat n-gg-‘s a headless hors-m-n forreal.

friend 2: how long him and his girl been goin out?
friend 1: 2 or 3….days.
friend 2: and she still aint givin him head?!

boyfriend: you know everybody at school has been calling me a headless hors-m-n, right?
girlfriend: yeah but i mean, we have such a good relationship. going on 2 years now i think giving in would mess things up for us.
boyfriend: d-mn shawty!!! n-gg- jus’ tryna buss a nut…
the extremely rare occurance of a p-n-s with no head.
what? do you have a hydra?
no..its headless horseman.
an uncirc-mcised p-n-s
he was thinking about getting circ-mcised as he had heard headless hors-m-n were unsanitary.
a guy who is doomed to roam the earth looking for some head which he has sadly never gotten

a close but slightly more sad cuzin of a perma-virgin
person1:why is he talking to them fat chix…
person 2:hes a headless horseman…hes trying to find some head so his soul can rest

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