Headlight Squeegee
an act performed after sloppy -n-l s-x where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman’s chest and tightly squeezes her t-ts together. using the t-ts (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his d-ck out, leaving a squeaky clean c-ck and the -n-l residue between his partner’s br–sts.
angelina took laxatives before -n-l with justin. since justin doesn’t like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his c-ck.
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