Headline Douche
a person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.
jeremy: “hey did you hear that ted kennedy died?”
liz: “yes i did. that’s very sad.”
rosie: “yeah, he died last night, that’s old news.”
liz: “you are such a headline douche!”
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