Headline Shirts
the newest addition of t-shirt ads to urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header “intelligently funny tees”. similar to noise bot and snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.
relent
lessly
awe
some
saw this on one of those headline shirts the other day. for f-ck’s sake, someone call the failtrain.
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