Headphone Malfunction


when you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. not a pleasant experience.
i was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. i was like “oh my g-d, headphone malfunction!”

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