Headrick
named after a person with a very big head, his name was frederick, ‘fred’ subst-tuted with ‘head’ = headrick
person #1:omg look at his m-ssive head
person #2:look its headrick!
a big ugly birthmark that draws attention away from any positive aspect a person may have; a disturbing discoloration on the arm, face, etc. that grosses people out; anything to force the opposite s-x away from a person who claims to look good
dude why is that guy wearing a mask?
he’s probably got a headrick he’s trying to hide.
oh, that’s disgusting.
aren’t you going to talk to that girl?
uh, no. look at that headrick!
ew.
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