headset
alcohol. thats what it is. small headset means beer, less concentrated. large headset is hard alcohol. created by pat field.
lets go to the waterbury mall and get a headset!
mom, im going to go get a headset.
a communicating device usually used during a play or performance, or a torture device that squeezes your brains out of your ear. commonly used by a techie in the booth. has a volume control that goes higher that a concert of the used.
-on the headset-
me:ahh, this headset is killing me!
you:i know,and i can’t feel my left ear.
me:stop screaming at me!!!
sets for your head
gerrof y’b-st-rd,i’ll break yer legs
this agile yet strategic move occurs when a fine female specimen is lying on her side usually right after a duration of s-x. the dominant male then squats carefully above her possibly sleeping head and gently or not so gently nestles his t-st-cl- into the cavernous gape of her ear cavity. he then carefully wraps his flacid p-n-s (aka man-gina) around her face from her cheek to her lips thus offering the perfect in ear headset for her personal use, or until he kicks her out of bed because he needs his testi back.
that girl was adventurous. wu she wanted, wow’ed she got. she even let him give her the ‘headset’.
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