Headsplitting


the act of splitting the urinary meatus (a.k.a. your p-n-s hole), splitting the head into 2.
elijah: man, i haven’t m-st-rb-t-d in like 4 days. know of any good internet p-rn? i’m like… fully loaded.
random stranger: yeah, turn off safe search on google images and type in “headsplitting”
elijah: cool, what is it?
random stranger: two girls sucking on one guys head. get some lube and prepare yourself for about 15-30 minutes before looking it up. you don’t want to c-m to early!

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