HeadTurning Syndrome
a disorder caused by someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on screen while playing video games that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.
dude i was playin’ halo for so long that when i looked left i actually turned left. i felt really dumb.
ah, a little case of headturning syndrome huh?
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