HEAF
high expectation asian father.
the concept of having super strict asian parents who only care about sending you to harvard.
not studying tonight? no rice for you.
will you go to prom with me?
i’d love to… but my heaf won’t let me talk to the opposite s-x until i’m in medical school. bye.
2 more definitions
its related to weed and other cannabis culture things
guy 1: dam man u got dat heaf?
guy 2: h-ll yea man smoke dat sh-t on the regs (no pun intended)
heaf is short for fat head.
hey heaf!
hey heaf!
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