healing crystal


a crystal that actually used to heal the user back in the days when faeries roamed the earth. now used by new agers that think it still works in modern times.
naddavitch:”i’ve had the runs since august 2000. got anything that could help me?”
enya:”here, try my healing crystal.”
stone like object commonly used by bullsh-tters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately s-xual access.
see glastonbury
get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as sh-t

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