Health Class
a period of re-education at a state funded school that teaches a variety of techniques to damage health: suicide, promiscuity, fornication, debauchery, recreational drugs.
on occasion teens will be advised not to ride in vehicles with intoxicated operators.
in health cl-ss you’ll receive free condoms and be told to fornicate wildly if you want. this is not health advise.
a cl-ss that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. in this cl-ss you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. and last, but not least, s-x education.
mrs.licksallb-lls: and then the male will take his fully erect p-n-s and insert it into the woman wet and dripping v-g-n-.
6th grader: what about the birds and the bees?
a cl-ss where you do homework for other cl-sses. a cl-ss where you do nothing.
i did all of my homework for the day in my first hour health cl-ss.
i am typing this in health cl-ss.
the most self-explanatory cl-ss you’ll have in high school. there are only a few key things that you need to remember:
1. don’t have s-x…or you die!
2. don’t drink…or you die!
3. when a girl and a boy love each other… they f-ck!
4. stds are diseases that just keep on giving
5. when someone’s h-rny, they f-ck themselves or somebody!
6. the menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very b-tchy and is “riding the cotton pony.”
“hey mom, i had a great time in health cl-ss!”
“really?”
“yeah, it was awesome! our teacher taught us how to f-ck one another in the corner, b-tt, v-g-n-… oh, it was awesome!”
“i hope you had fun, johnny boy!”
“i sure did, mom. now, let’s f-ck some more!”
isn’t health cl-ss great?
a cl-ss where you learn about health or learn nothing about health.
johnny: hey in health cl-sss were learning about babies.
sally: i’m learning about games
a semester long guilt trip in which the teacher states one of following three things over and over again.
1 – eat fruits and vegetables and don’t forget to exercise every day!
2 – don’t do drugs.
3 – stay abstinent.
dakota – how was health cl-ss?
kyle – it was so boring, the teacher said to exercise, eat fruits and vegetables, and to not do drugs throughout the entire period!
dakota – it sucks that you still have 16 more weeks of that cl-ss.
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