Health Goth
health goth is a lifestyle and subculture that combines internet trends, physical fitness, and goth street fashion. the phenomenon arose among groups of individuals on facebook and tumblr who expressed a p-ssion for physical fitness but who were also likely bullied by jocks.
health goths wear spandex on the outside ‘cause artificial is how they feel on the inside. subverting the mainstream, color-centric corporate gym culture, health goths cleverly plaster their bodies in black & white and inverted nike, reebok, and adidas logos.
common health goth accessories include premium brand bottled water, mesh, and fields of nephilim jogging playlists.
black eyeliner at the gym? girl that is soooo health goth.
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