Health & Safety Numbchucks


a two-player game, where partic-p-nts open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be bruce lee.

requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

used for micro battles where the traditional nunchaku are prohibited by the health & safety executive.

best played when another more dangerous pursuit get’s cancelled for some trivial reason.
dude 1: hey, the rain’s too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with health & safety numbchucks until it let’s off a bit?
dude 2: yeaaaah, bro.

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