Healthy Boner


an erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell “ai papi!” while you m-st-rb-t-.
“do you have a healthy b-n-r?”

“if it doesn’t give you a healthy b-n-r then don’t touch it!”

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    old black irish: anglicized form of gaelic ó héamhthaigh ‘descendant of éamhthach’ and male descendant of the follower of the last king also an adjective meaning ‘lucky and beautiful. traditionally, irish family names are taken from the heads of tribes, and are usually prefixed by o’, as above, or mac, denoting “son of”. it seems […]

  • Hegamyer

    the anglification of the german hagemeier, which stems from ‘hecke’ & ‘meier,’ or ‘hedge’ & ‘farmer.’ there is a large concentration of hegamyers in virginia & maryland, and spread across the eastern sh-r-s. mr. hegamyer is a hedge-farmer… whatever that is.

  • Helifloptering

    swinging your flacid p-n-s around in a circular motion for your own personal amus-m-nt “im so tired, ive had a busy day of helifloptering”

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    an answer to trick the person into thinking you are giving a definitive answer, then mocking them with the english language as you utter the word “maybe” are we going pastying? h-ll maybe

  • hellshit

    what comes out of your -ss after a bout of a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest chased with whole jalapenos. mirc chatter1: oh my gawd! i took the nastiest h-llsh-t after a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest! my -ss was on fire!! mirc chatter2: dude, i’m surprised you didn’t burn a hole in your pants […]


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