hearatypekitosis
a condition where the subject types a word he or she hears while in an online instant messaging session. kind of like when you’re watching tv and on the phone and you repeat what you see on accident.
“blood clots, stroke, heart attack”
“what?”
“sorry, i’m suffering from hearatypekitosis and i just saw an ad for medicine. those were the side effects”
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