Hearing Aid
derogatory term for a bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
guy: “what’s up with grandma over there?”
girl: “she’s on her hearing aid again to her daughter.”
what you might get if you have unprotected phone s-x.
“what? i can’t hear you. let me turn up my hearing aids.”
what could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear s-x.
george: hey man, did you hear about charlie.
mayo: no, what happened?
george: he got hearing-aids messin around with gibby. he’s such a chowda-head.
hearing aids is a disease you get from listening to too many -ssholes.
“oh brother, i was out at an obamacare rally the other night and i caught hearing aids”
when a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have aids and -j-c-l-t- in her ear.
i gave you grandma “hearing aids” for her birthday!
the act of fornicating with the hole created by a woman’s ear sp-cer.
man, see that b-tch with the hole in her ear? i’ve gave her a hearingaid.
what happens when you get f-cked in the ear.
george: hey man, did you hear about charlie
mayo: no, what happened
george: he got hearing-aids messin around with gibby. he’s such a chowda-head
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