Heart ablack


a mock heart attack, especially in gay men, brought on by a soulful performance by a person of african descent. sometimes accompanied by repeated exclamations of encouragement or disbelief in a mock ebonic accent.
mary: ernest, did you see jennifer holliday and jennifer hudson doing a duet of and i am telling you at the bet awards?
ernest: yes! it was amahzing. i had a m-ssive heart ablack!

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