heart attack massacre


the ultimate drink created by adam smithson. it consists of monster, red bull, mt. dew, dr. pepper, and a drop of orange soda, all mixed into a large subway cup…the drink is so powerfull it will have you bouncing off the walls for a good amount of time.
drink at your own risk.
me: im sooo f-ckin hyper!
you: why?
me: i just slurped up a heart attack m-ssacre!

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