Heart-Beat Post
a post on a blog, a tweet on twitter, or an activity on facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.
hamlet – “i haven’t seen a “heart-beat post” from ophelia in a few days, i hope she’s okay. i can’t call her to find out, because, you know, it’s complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she’s thinking of me.”
horatio – “yes, she’s fine. i saw a ‘heart-beat post’ on her blog, the first one she’s done in three days, about going to the river”
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