Heart Boner


the cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. this is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

in other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.

my girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart b-n-r.
to be overly joyed and extremely excited…in the chest.
chi: i just saw the dark knight.

aadhie: so?

chi: i…i..i got a heart-b-n-r!

aadhie: what the crazy?…what did you get?

chi: a heeeaaartt-boooonneerrr!

aadhie: dontuuchmee!
what happens when you dig someone, and it’s more than just a physical attraction, it’s a b-n-r of the heart.
when j. wrote about how she was ready to fall in love, b. said he got a heartb-n-r because, well, they kinda dig each other.

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