Heart Penis


it’s your other p-n-s that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable…you show it.
in the new comedy show, new girl:
nick says to jessica: “it’s ok, maybe you were right. maybe i’m not ready for meaningless s-x with beautiful women.”
jess says to nick: “well, you know, maybe when you are you’ll be able to show her your other p-n-s. you’re heart p-n-s.”
nick says to jess: “get out of my room.”

jess says: “ok.” then leaves his room sheepishly. lol
and there you go :d
p.s. watch this show, it’s awesome!!

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