heartattackies


when you eat so much that you feel like you are having a heart attack. usually happens when you eat something really unhealthy like fast food.
guy 1: bro! i got the heartattackies.

guy 2: ah bro that sucks, what’d you eat?
guy 1: a gnarly whopper burger

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