heartbleed
some sh-t devised by some bored computer programmer to jack up the nsa and ‘murica while causing millions of computers to die because of heart bleeding. commonly misunderstood by annoyed citizens of america united as some virus that penetrated every computer. aka “real computer sh-t” not fo sho.
basically some sh-t that requires >300 iq to understand
sl-tty girl: omq did you hear about heartbleed? i have to change my snapchat and facebook account p-ssword… ::::((((((
gay boyfriend: don’t worry gurl, mai heart’s bleeding fo u.
sl-tty girl: too bad tinder got hacked but at least i got u hfdlsdkdf;klja;sdlkfahdlkslfkd alkj d
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