Heartstopper
the feeling that arises upon the flush of a toilet after a hearty poo, and see the water rise to unprecendented levels……..only then to subside with an almighty suck, returning the culprits heart rate to normal levels
“oh my god that sh-t wo immense…….f-k me whys the water c-min that high………oh f-k………….oh fank f-k for that, that wo a text book heartstopper”
a term given to a coffee consisting of about 1/3rd instant coffee granules and upwards of 6 teaspoons of sugar. can often leave a taste that stays with you for days and give your heart the kickstart it needs
gonna pull an all nighter, i think this calls for a heartstopper else i doubt i’ll make it through the night
a particularly large line of cocaine that in theory, could stop your heart beating, but in practice, will get you higher as a premiership footballer after then last game of the season.
“holy jesus f-cking christ, i’ve just done an absolute heart stopper. give me five minutes and i’ll be talking like a total c-nt”.
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