Heat Cushion


when two naked males face each other and tie their genitals together with a rubber band, creating a pulsing red ‘heat cushion’ effect. they then take turns slapping the sh-t out of their b-lls until one of them p-sses out.
“hey dude, no h-m- but i think we should do a heat cushion, you know, for the lulz.”

“no. a thousand times no.”

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