heat repair guy
the persona of a hick of well less than average iq who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: h-llo
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater’s broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i’ll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
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