Heated Fart
a fart that is significantly hotter than most farts and smell putred, sometimes resulting in a burning sensaton upon the -n-s. this phenomenon is caused by a chemical reaction in the intestinal tract from the fermentation of certain foods. the foods that can cause this are usually considered unhealthy, such as american style mcdonald’s, wendy’s, and many other fast food chains. this is usually causes defecation with the same effects, which is believed to be the origin of the phrase “steaming pile of sh-t.” these farts are highly flammable even more so than normal ones. please do not light a match near the r-ct-m when this situation occurs, for it will cause a fairly large explosion and may worsen the burning sensation.
man, “ouch.”
dude, “what?”
man “i just released a heated fart.”
dude, “well you shouldn’t have eaten all those cheeseburgers.”
man, -sigh.
(body collapses)
man, “you o.k. dude?”
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