Heath Park Donger


a select clan of scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. said clan sit around in the suburbs of glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a h-m-s-xual game called ball-tig.

also defined as scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.
q: “barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the heath park donger’s?”

a: “alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers”

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