Heather Weather
the cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named heather.
dude 1: dude, i’m going to go down to the beer house tonight to tie one on.
dude 2: dude, does that mean heather weather is in the forecast?
dude 1: dude, i sure as heck hope so!
dude 1 & dude 2: dude! -high five-
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