heathrow injection
a metaphor for the weight one inevitably gains when one migrates to london for an extended stay. it is attributable to the face-paced lifestyle that leads one to eating mostly take-away and fast foods.
person 1: “i reckon i’m getting a little tubby. i think i’m developing love handles.”
person 2: “yeah well you’ve been here in london for three months now. that’s the heathrow injection right there. i’ve been here for two years now. look at this flab on me. i slap it and it makes waves.”
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