Heaton


a severe form of scaring rug burn typically found on the knee(s).
i got a heaton on my knees last night from humping on the floor.
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the worlds greatest cs player from sweden. has been on 3 of 5 cpl winning teams. his girlfriend who is hot plays counter-strike also called “lollopop” although he is very good, potti tends to be around the hotel rooms in the mornings as they leave for there next lan trips………
dont ever pull a heaton on me again or ill have to pull my ksharp skills out on you
doing a heaton , means getting drunk and generally being a legend.
‘haha that guy over there is doing a heaton !’

‘awh look at mr drunky over there , he’s turning into quite the heaton ! ‘

‘dude , stay out of the road ! ‘ -‘its alright , im a heaton ! ‘

‘im gonna get my heaton on tonight !’
drunkenness; having too much alcohol and acting stupid as a result
“look at stephanie stumbling all over the place!”

“yeah, she must have a pitiful heat on.”
the counterstrike god!!!

known as nip-heaton
you see heaton pwn those noobs in aztec
cs player who smacked sum 1 4 askin 4 a bit of his burger what a doof. oh and he is mint but is from swedon so…
i am heaton i like nike
peem who is sposedly the best cs player in the world… (rofl)

lies

omg i got pwned by heaton he pwns

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