heaven has eyes
the self-deception that no one would know about one’s skeletons in the closet, but the angels in heaven keep count of one’s every action.
s-xual predator bill thought that no one would ever find out about his past, but he forgets that heaven has eyes—it looks like he’ll be using most of his savings to enrich his lawyers.
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