Heaven Stache
a blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer’s eye (10-12 inches).
only common with very blonde people, the heaven stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.
the name is inspired from human faith in the existence of heaven. you can’t see it, but you know it’s there.
your heaven stache is glistening in the light, my son. you are truly a sage.
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