heavenly biscuit


a heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman (“bun in the oven”) that has a yeast infection. the intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky “halo” is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man’s p-n-s.
jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was dtf, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.

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