Heavenly Dewey


when a guy has 7 girls m-ssage his hands, shoulders, head and feet while one girl holds a blunt for him to smoke.
chris: duuuude…. last night was amazing.

dylan: why?

chris: i was sooo baked and i got a heavenly dewey…

dylan: lucky.

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