Heavy Heart
melancholy; depressed; sad.
when your heart is weighted down by sorrow. often times a death, or when you are still in love with someone from the past.
with a very heavy heart i must inform you all that john “buddha” camille p-ssed away.
a condition in which a seller of a collectable or desirable item (sometimes acquired through a friendship) places that item up for sale at an inflated price, accompanied by a (typically weak) tear-jerking bullsh-t story of woe, sadness and distress. the tale of woe may involve the illness of a pet, damage to a vehicle, or a bill that is due.
the indication of a “heavy heart” vs. an actual hardship condition may be most often characterized by a call out to one’s “brothers” or “bros” as an attempt to endear, and the inclusion of a trade option for another collectable item.
brothers! it is with a heavy heart that i list this grail for sale. my paraplegic pet hermit crab needs a new articulating t-tanium prosthetic claw. i was saving for it, but my car broke down, since i need the car to drive my blind c-ckatoo to the vet 3 times a week for it’s dialysis treatments, i had to pay the mechanic using the money that was left to me by my great grandfather skip, a man that was born a conjoined twin attached at the ankle to his brother. i need cash immediately! i will however consider trades involving sibert, emerson, burch, or hinderer, valued at table price.
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