heavy meat


1. a giant or enormous p-n-s.
2. literally wrecking p-ssy with a protracted pounding of thunderc-ck. ‘c-ck and awe’ f-cking.
“i can tell you why sabrina still has that silly look on her face, dude. i spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her.”

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