Hebrew Ulpan


n. 1.an intensive language immersion program primarily offered in israel.
2.a torture device for those hopelessly inept at learning new languages in which a native israeli talks at you loudly and quickly for five to eight weeks, five hours a day.
3.a poorly thought out decision, immediately regreted
“dude, i thought i was going to kill myself today during hebrew ulpan.”

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